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We've both had our big 50th birthday parties. Check out Party Time - Colleen's 50th and Party Time - Larry's 50th

At Colleen's 50th, the guests were treated to the following read by our good friend Basil Harris -

Elvis Presley’s Senior Citizen Song

“Are you Lonesome Tonight?”

Are you lonesome tonight, does your tummy feel tight?

Did you bring your Mylanta and Tums?

Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day

When you had all your teeth and your gums?

Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim?

Hysterectomy for her and it’s prostrate for him

Does your back give you pain … do your knees predict rain?

Tell me dear, are your lonesome tonight?


Is your blood pressure up, your cholesterol down?

Are you eating your low-fat cuisine?

All that oat bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot, keeps you like a well-oiled machine

If it’s hockey or baseball … he sure knows the score

Yes, he knows where it’s at … but forgets what it’s for 

So, your gall bladder’s gone, and his gout lingers on

Tell me dear, are your lonesome tonight?


When you’re hungry, he’s not.  When you’re cold, then he’s hot

Then you start that old thermostat war. 

When you turn out the light, he goes left, you go right

Then you get his great symphonic snore

He was once so romantic, and witty and smart

How’d he turn out to be such a cranky old fart?

So don’t take any bets, this is as good as it gets

Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight

 This is a reproduction from the presentation given to Colleen Czarnik by Basil Harris on Saturday, 26/7/03 .
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